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1.12.2002
8:25 PM | Link |
I've always had a little addiction to Martha Stewart. One morning after watching her show, I wrote this spoof song (which is in waltz time and required to be sung with a country drawl) to include most of the things I just saw Martha do. She really did call her pie a "mile-high meringue"!
Chorus Oh, I want a woman just like Martha Stewart To wrap up my heart in wire and twine And can up my love to stay fresh all winter And bring some good things to this life of mine Verse She'll bake me a mile-high meringue And wreaths on the walls will hang Everything has a place In burlap and antique lace Chorus Oh, I want a woman just like Martha Stewart Someone to make the garden tools shine And cook me a dinner on parchment paper And sew up the holes in this life of mine Verse She'll keep all the photo albums full And stir up some taffy to pull She measures her fabric twice And makes everything so nice Chorus Oh, I want a woman just like Martha Stewart To wrap up my heart in wire and twine And can up my love to stay fresh all winter And bring some good things to this life of mine |
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